What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

p/s : this was forwarded by my mum..credit to her!!


You can name all the players from the the English Premier

League, but ask you to name one football player from Malaysia ,

one name also cannot come out.



When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow.

When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis

Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you

complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say

StreamyX still the best lah.



When toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase,

you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO

COMPLAINTS.



When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have

to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the

shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1

Utama to the other also NO COMPLAINTS.



You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is

always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find

parking.



You have a parent who force you to take science stream in

high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you

graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in

Uni and do commerce.



You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent

when speaking to a American / British / Australian.



You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk

loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also

talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud.

Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go,

you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.



Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below

queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.



When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame

the Chinese.



When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.



When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the

Indonesians!



When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever

hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course

lah! He Malay mah!'



When an angmoh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello,

you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek

to say hello, you slap him - so humsup wan!

dont blame me..blame de writer..im just share this with all of u!

tatatititutu~